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[原创]“叮咚”，短信来了！

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“叮咚”，短信来了！</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt;">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">虽然是星期一，可人们却像已经工作了一星期的样子<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">：</b>一个个没精打采的，或斜拉着靠在背椅上，或无聊地望着天花板；有几个端坐着，手里拿着笔，似乎在迅速地记录着领导的话语，可天知道那支笔究竟在比划着什么。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"> I,Y,u3I&xT
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“叮咚！”不知是谁的手机，短信的声音还蛮生动的。大概是快麻痹的神经被刺激了，更或是突然提醒了大家，人群忽然躁动起来，哈哈，耐不住性子了，许多人掏出了手机。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">iV_B,O$h
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“笃……”口袋里的手机震动起来了！我正暗自埋怨着我的那些狐朋狗友，竟然这般不通晓事故——不给我发短信，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">r]\ M^7f._
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“唔？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">英语绕口令测试</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">将<span lang="EN-US">peace-war-found</span>快速地重复念三遍<span lang="EN-US">,</span>流利且不出错者证明英语口语高超。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
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                                <p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">心犹不甘的，我俩猫下身子，持着手机噼里啪啦地一顿猛按。<span lang="EN-US">;A-[o.l9~ gVb
                                <p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">“嘀嘀嘟嘟</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">”<span lang="EN-US">
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                                <p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">“笃</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">”这不，来了——“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">打鸟鸟瞎眼<span lang="EN-US">,</span>钓鱼鱼上钩<span lang="EN-US">,</span>草旁藏一犬<span lang="EN-US">,</span>宝儿生一子<span lang="EN-US">,</span>木子不穿裙<span lang="EN-US">,</span>八仙拿把刀<span lang="EN-US">,</span>子女并排坐<span lang="EN-US">,</span>竹子比天高。每一句一个字。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">”啐！一报还一报啊！答案竟是：乌龟猜字，十分好笑！<span lang="EN-US">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">终于盼来了出差！上午开会，下午自由活动。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">沉浸在悠扬的音乐声中，酩着茶，大脚被小姑娘不停地把玩着，好不惬意。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">V/m0n ^;td1h
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“叮咚！”朋友的短信来了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“是小姑娘吧？！”老张在打趣，语气不咸不淡的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“老时间老地方？”这口气邪乎，朋友几个都坐了起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">2H6}&fU-]xZP,PH8H
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“不会是嫂子‘借机’查岗吧？”大家伙都嗅出了什么，相互出主意。“回他一个，说正开会呢！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
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                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“编一个！编一个吧！”看着朋友尴尬的神情，我们提醒他。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">R*Cxfq4G
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“扯淡！小黄和我分工不一样，我还被关在会议室呢！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
|0ccCI `F+@ I%x*Q                         <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“呵呵……”洗脚的小姑娘们瞅着我们几个大老爷们的样儿，掩饰不住地笑了起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
.Sl't2~ KX3l@}                         <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">我们也呵呵地干笑，情不自禁地瞥一眼自己的手机：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
fA KhZ R9g5t_                         <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;">“小心，短信又来了！”</span>

<p><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="3">我喜欢短信交流,比如说大胡子的短信总是温暖的,蓝姐姐的短信总是牵挂的,焚哥哥的短信总是搞笑的.</font></p>[em01][em01]

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<p>“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">打鸟鸟瞎眼<span lang="EN-US">,</span>钓鱼鱼上钩<span lang="EN-US">,</span>草旁藏一犬<span lang="EN-US">,</span>宝儿生一子<span lang="EN-US">,</span>木子不穿裙<span lang="EN-US">,</span>八仙拿把刀<span lang="EN-US">,</span>子女并排坐<span lang="EN-US">,</span>竹子比天高。每一句一个字。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">”</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哈哈</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">发给朋友整蛊一下</span></p>[em01][em01]